The Work/Study filing song:

(to the tune of Rawhide)
(written by me!)
(and inspired by true events!)
(which occurred at Hartwick College)

Filing, filing, filing,
Gotta keep on filing.
Get those students filing,
Archives!
O! Alfred, Lynn and Heather,
Doomchin and Vetter,
Watch out for floods and keep ‘em dry!
All those yellow statements
That we keep in the basement
Of Arnold Hall, in draw-ers so high.

Chorus:
Put ‘em in, take ‘em out,
Take ‘em out, put ‘em in,
Shred ‘em up, tear ‘em up!
Archives!
Stuff ‘em in, mash ‘em down,
Push ‘em in, stuff ‘em in
Pile ‘em up, throw ‘em out!
Archives!

Keep on al-pha-be-tizin’,
Although the stacks are risin’
With paper cuts a’bleedin’
Archives!
You can’t find the right file?
It's prob’ly somewhere in that pile.
Tell your friends you’ll be awhile-
Archives!