my congratulations to Mr. Bush

I generally cannot find anything good to say about our country's current leader. And, as I am a person who enjoys saying good things about people, this fact pains me. It creates a feeling of Lack, of Discontentment, of Perpetual Disappointment, in my daily life.

Therefore, imagine my Bliss and Utter Joy when I opened my datebook earlier this week, and discovered that Our President has finally done something Clever! He created the chance for a Moment of Miraculous Revelation, of Comic Conjunction, in all of our lives!

Which is, of course, that in the little square in my datebook labeled April 1st, I found two smaller entries in green type:

Daylight Savings Time Begins
April Fool's Day