"I know how hard it is to put food on your family" (George W. Bush)

The news? Well, Penn has gotten kicked off Dancing With The Stars, and Obama is related to Brad Pitt, and the NFL is concerned about hairdos.

Oh yeah, and I think I saw some brief mention that part of some ice shelf in Antarctica broke away yesterday as a result of global warming, leaving its remaining 5,571 square miles "hanging by a thread". But I sure had to hunt to find articles about it.

And why bother? I mean hell, what's an ice shelf when the NFL players' hair is on the line?!