have you ever stroked your diaper genie?

If I were granted 3 wishes, I would use them thusly:
1) world peace
2) 10 million dollars
3) that actors portraying drivers would stop taking their eyes off the road in front of them and staring at their passengers for prolonged periods of time. --It's just too nerve-wracking! In fact, I find it much more suspenseful than scenes of defenseless women being creeped-up-upon by shadowy figures with gleaming knives.

Although, on second thought, I'd use wish #2 to wish for 100 wishes. (This is actually a decision I reached very early in life, after hearing countless stories of people who were granted only 3 wishes and who completely botched them up in really annoying ways, despite plenty of clear&obvious warning signs. I mean, geez!)