Christmas

Some little-known facts about me:

For two holiday seasons I worked in the Christmas Shop at Bresee's Department Store. I decorated all the fake trees, and created the product displays, and I got to hang out with Santa! I took photos of all the kids when they came to see Him, and I dressed up as Mrs. Claus, complete with wire-rimmed glasses and a weird moldy-smelling bonnet.

And I had to listen to Christmas carols for 7 hours a day, which is why I know all the verses by heart.
My favorite album was Christmas Rock:

DECK the (crash)
HALLS!
with (crash)
BOUGHS of HOL-LY!
FA la la la
LA!
la
LA!
la
LA! LA!