Me: [looking through local newspaper] Oh my god, here's a photo of my third grade teacher! She looks exactly the same as she did in 1979 !
Joel: [glancing over] She looks exactly the same? Vampire!
Me: Yeah, I'll show you. I've got my third grade class picture in that album on the shelf over there... [hunting].... Here it is! ...But wait, she's not in it! What the hell?! Why isn't she in the photo?
Joel: Vampire!
About Me
- k8fh
- I'm just like everyone else; a mass of contradictions.... I want things to go my way, but I'm often disappointed by the outcome when they do. I love solitude, but choose to spend most of my time with people. I long for, but am terrified of, permanence. Learning to embrace (or at least endure) loss of any kind is my greatest challenge. I live in Oneonta with my good friend Joel, my ex-boyfriend's cat, Clovis, and a ton of plants.
1 comment:
I love this!
Laughed both times I read it.
JMcS
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